Bloggfrslur mnaarins, september 2014

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Absolut Conspiracy

Bandarsk stjrnvld geta ekki einu sinni passa almennilega upp forsetana sna. Svo halda furu margir a smu stjrnvld geti skipulagt rs Tvburaturnana (og Byggingu nmer 7) n ess a upp komist.

Bandarsk stjrnvld eru ekki barnanna best, en au eru ekki eins klr og margir halda.


mbl.is Ruddist langt inn Hvta hsi
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Thomas Tallis, "If Ye Love Me"


Gott og blessa

Okei, a verur einhver a segja etta. Gu blessi Bandarkin!

God Bless America


mbl.is Verur sendiherra Bandarkjunum
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fram strkar! :p

Halldr

g veit a etta eru gilegir fordmar, en g f alltaf grnar egar g frtti um svona karlarstefnur. g segi n bara eins og Don Corleone: What's a-matter with you? Act like a man!" Mig langar bara ekkert rakarastofurstefnu, hva sem a n er, me Srnam, off oll pleises. Og hvers konar jafnrtti er a a tiloka konur fr rstefnunni? etta er besta falli hjktlegt.

Annars er margt gott ru Braga.

A lokum, rakarastofurstefnunni geta karlarnir sem mta kannski endurunni snginn fram stelpur! Bara hugmynd. Hann myndi hljma svona:

augsn er n frelsi

og fyrr a mtti vera.

N fylkja karlar lii

og frelsis merki bera.

Stundin er runnin upp!

Tkumst allir hnd hnd

og hldum fast mlum.

msir vilji afturbak

en arir standi sta.

Tkum vi aldrei undir a!

En ori g, vil g, get g?

J g ori, get og vil!

Og seinna brnin segja:

Sko pabba, hann hreinsai til.

J, seinna brnin segja:

etta er einmitt s verld sem g vil.

En ori g, vil g, get g?

J, g ori, get og vil!

fram strkar, stndum ftur,

sltum allar gamlar rtur

sund ra karlakgunar.

Ef einstaklingurinn er virkur,

verur fjldinn okkar styrkur

og vi gerum tal breytingar.

Atkvi eigum vi hrnnum,

komum plitkinni lag,

skpum jafnrtti og brralag.

fram strkar, hr er hnd n,

hntum saman vinarbndin,

verum ekki deigir dansinn .

Byggjum njan heim me hndum,

hraustra karla llum lndum,

ltum enga linku vera v.

Brnin eignast alla okkar reynslu,

snum me eigin einingu,

allir fjldasamstu.

Strkar, horfi gn til baka

allt sem hefur karla jaka,

strkar horfi blreiir um xl!

Ef barttu a baki ttu,

beru hfui htt og lttu

efann hverfa, unnist hefur margt.

er mrgu ekki svara enn,

v ekki er jafnrtti miki raun!

Hvenr vera allir karlar taldir menn?

Me smu strf og lka smu laun!

augsn er n frelsi

og fyrr a mtti vera

n fylkja karlar lii

og frelsismerki bera.

Stundin er runnin upp.

Tkumst allir hnd hnd

og hldum fast mlum

msir vilji afturbak

en arir standi sta.

Tkum vi aldrei undir a!

En ori g, vil g, get g?

J, g ori, get og vil!

Og seinna brnin segja:

Sko pabba, hann hreinsai til

J, seinna brnin segja

etta er einmitt s verld sem g vil.

En ori g, vil g, get g?

J g ori, get og vil!


mbl.is sland heldur karlarstefnu
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Til ryggis

Vri ekki ruggara a brenna allar bkur eftir Astrid Lindgren?
mbl.is Negrakngur hverfur r Lnu langsokk
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Hvernig Lenin tk mlunum

Byltingarmenn vru Lenin styttuna. a var og. Svona tk Lenin byltingarmnnum gegn byltingu hans og kumpna hans. Klakkar voru bndur sem ttu eignir:

"Comrades! The insurrection of five kulak districts should be pitilessly suppressed. The interests of the whole revolution require this because 'the last decisive battle' with the kulaks is now under way everywhere. An example must be demonstrated.

  1. Hang (and make sure that the hanging takes place in full view of the people) no fewer than one hundred known landlords, rich men, bloodsuckers.
  2. Publish their names.
  3. Seize all their grain from them.
  4. Designate hostages in accordance with yesterday's telegram.

Do it in such a fashion that for hundreds of kilometres around the people might see, tremble, know, shout: "they are strangling, and will strangle to death, the bloodsucking kulaks".

Telegraph receipt and implementation.

Yours, Lenin.

Find some truly hard people

a var alltaf ng af hrkutlum til a framkvma skipanir hans.


mbl.is Afar eldfimt stand Donetsk
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Hljsnldur

Kommon, kassettur--ea hljsnldur, eins og maur tti vst a segja--voru glataar. eir sem eru ngu gamlir til a hafa hlusta r vita a. Til a finna eitt lag urfti maur a spla fram og til baka. Og svo flktust r og uru falskar me tmanum. En a fr lti fyrir eim og maur gat ferast me r. r mttu eiga a.

En ef hipsterar og arar try-to-be-different tpur, eins og Kiljan komst a ori, vilja upplifa einhverja nostalgu, er a gott og blessa.

Kassetta


mbl.is Endurvekja huga kassettum
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Allt vi a sama

Ptin og Lenin

Ef Lavrov vill bta samskiptin vi Bandarkin, er etta ekki leiin, en auvita er etta allt saman sndarmennska. vttingurinn essum manni og hsbnda hans, Ptn, er sama rugli og valt upp r gmlu kommnistunum, enda eru eir bir fddir og uppaldir mean Sovtrkin voru og htu. Gamlir hundar lra yfirleitt ekki a sitja. eir halda bara fram a gjamma.


mbl.is Lavrov kallar eftir bttum samskiptum
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Kta ekkjan

Nei, sko. Kannski verur Sjlfstisflokkurinn Kta ekkjan. a er kannski hgt a setja hina gkunnu perettu um ktu ekkjunaupp aftur me rlitlum breytingum. Frttatilkynninging gti hljma einhvern veginn svona:

Kta, sjlfsta ekkjan verur frumsnd Reykjavk ri 2015. Sgusvi perettunnar er Reykjavk 2008. Kta ekkjan, Sjalla, sem er vellauug, er komin til borgarinnar fr Vestmannaeyjum. Reykjavk hittir hn Friedman greifa sem er gamall krasti og kveikja endurfundir eirra kenndir brjstum beggja. perettan fjallar um viskipta- og starbrall af msu tagi og tilraunir til a fora slandi fr gjaldroti me v a finna rttan eiginmann handa ekkjunni rku. Sagan er sett fram leiftrandi htt me leikandi lttri can can-, valsa-, vnar- og hnakkatnlist.


mbl.is Flokkurinn eins og syrgjandi ekkja
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Bob Dylan, "Property of Jesus"

Margir adendur Bob Dylans uru srir egar hann gerist kristinn lok ttunda ratugarins. En a er eli Dylans a fara eigin leiir. Hann samdi hi, og skrambi gott, lag um etta allt saman. Mr finnst sast versi srstaklega flott:

You can laugh at salvation, you can play Olympic games

You think that when you rest at last youll go back from where you came

But youve picked up quite a story and youve changed since the womb

What happened to the real you, youve been captured but by whom?

Lagi m finna hr: http://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Bob+Dylan+Property+Of+Jesus

Hr er textinn:

Property of Jesus

Go ahead and talk about him because he makes you doubt
Because he has denied himself the things that you cant live without
Laugh at him behind his back just like the others do
Remind him of what he used to be when he comes walkin through

Hes the property of Jesus
Resent him to the bone
You got something better
Youve got a heart of stone

Stop your conversation when he passes on the street
Hope he falls upon himself, oh, wont that be sweet
Because he cant be exploited by superstition anymore
Because he cant be bribed or bought by the things that you adore

Hes the property of Jesus
Resent him to the bone
You got something better
Youve got a heart of stone

When the whip thats keeping you in line doesnt make him jump
Say hes hard-of-hearin, say that hes a chump
Say hes out of step with reality as you try to test his nerve
Because he doesnt pay no tribute to the king that you serve

Hes the property of Jesus
Resent him to the bone
You got something better
Youve got a heart of stone

Say that hes a loser cause he got no common sense
Because he dont increase his worth at someone elses expense
Because hes not afraid of trying, cause he dont look at you and smile
Cause he doesnt tell you jokes or fairy tales, say hes got no style

Hes the property of Jesus
Resent him to the bone
You got something better
Youve got a heart of stone

You can laugh at salvation, you can play Olympic games
You think that when you rest at last youll go back from where you came
But youve picked up quite a story and youve changed since the womb
What happened to the real you, youve been captured but by whom?

Hes the property of Jesus
Resent him to the bone
You got something better
Youve got a heart of stone



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